The Secret Life of Santa Claus 11

We all know what the jolly old elf is doing Christmas Eve, but did you ever wonder what Santa does the other 364 days a year? Ok, he prolly sleeps late on Christmas day, but after that, how does Santa spend his downtime? In this contest, your job is to show us just that.

The rules of this game are thus:
You should realistically depict Santa doing what he does when he's not doling out the loot on Christmas eve. Keep it clean; no starring Kris Kringle in low budget porn, please.

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliche. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor images no matter how much we like you.

Special thanks toedenquest for the jolly themepost!