Celebrity Sideshow 3

The way the media makes celebrities' private lives out, they might as well be circus freaks on show for all the world to see. That's actually not a bad idea...

The rules of this game are thus:
You are to turn any celebrity (noncliched) into a sideshow freak (i.e., Eminem as Lobster boy, courtesy of Redbull_UK, Tiger Woods with a real tiger face, a bearded Hillary Clinton or Tom Cruise as the world's smallest man). As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.