Celebrity Sideshow 11

The way the media makes celebrities' private lives out, they might as well be circus freaks on show for all the world to see. That's actually not a bad idea...

The rules of this game are thus:
You are to turn any celebrity (noncliched) into a sideshow freak (i.e., Eminem as Lobster boy, Tiger Woods with a real tiger face, a bearded Hillary Clinton or Tom Cruise as the world's smallest man).

As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor images no matter how much we like you.

(Special thanks goes out to robodrigo for the way-cool themepost!)