The Secret Life of Santa Claus 7

We all know what the jolly old elf is doing Christmas Eve, but did you ever wonder what Santa does the other 364 days a year? Ok, he prolly sleeps late on Christmas day, but after that, how does Santa spend his downtime? In this contest, your job is to show us just that.

The rules of this game are thus:
You should realistically depict Santa doing what he does when he's not doling out the loot on Christmas eve. Keep it clean; no starring Kris Kringle in low budget porn, please.

As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor quality entries no matter how much we like you.
You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.