Nautical Insanity 12

Imagine spending the weekend cruising around the lake in a big ol' boat. What could be better than that? Wind going through your hair, water spray in your face...

Bah.

Think of the looks you would get in that same lake in your elephant boat equipped with a Mercury outboard motor!

The rules of this game are thus: Create a new style of boat using any common, non-boating object. Imagine water-skiing behind an office desk, or a vending machine. Think of deep sea fishing from a grand piano; heck, even an acorn!

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor images no matter how much we like you.

(Special thanks goes out to Citania for the awesome themepost!)