Nautical Insanity 5

Imagine spending the weekend cruising around the lake in a big ol' boat. What could be better than that? Wind going thru your hair, water spray in your face...

Bah.

Think of the looks you would get in that same lake in your elephant boat equipped with a Mercury outboard motor!

The rules of this game are thus: Create a new style of boat using any common, non-boating object. Imagine waterskiing behind an office desk, or a vending machine. Think of deep sea fishing from a grand piano. As always, quality is a must. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions count.