Nautical Insanity 7

Imagine spending the weekend cruising around the lake in a big ol' boat. What could be better than that? Wind going through your hair, water spray in your face...

Bah.

Think of the looks you would get in that same lake in your elephant boat equipped with a Mercury outboard motor!

The rules of this game are thus: Create a new style of boat using any common, non-boating object. Imagine water-skiing behind an office desk, or a vending machine. Think of deep sea fishing from a grand piano; heck, even a Knight's Helmet as in our themepost by boofhead

We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.

BONUS: If you use Aviary.com to create your entry you will receive 10 free credits! If you win you will receive an additional 100 credits + A one year Green Plan Subscription to Aviary.com!!