Bad Medicine 7

Hi, everybody! I'm Dr. Nick! Are you tired of dealing with "licensed" doctors who went to "accredited" medical schools? Does your current physician insist on sticking with "proven" medical techniques? Has your Hospital Board of Directors stopped trying inventive new approaches just because all of the patients die? Then come on down to Dr. Nick's Roadside Hospital, where our motto is "No pain, no gain". Please don't sue.

In this contest, your goal is to show some unorthodox, and unwise, medical treatments. Please keep the gore to a minimum; just aim for the funny bone as in our themepost.

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor images no matter how much we like you.

BONUS: If you use Aviary.com to create your entry you will receive 10 free credits! If you win you will receive an additional 100 credits.

NOTE: To receive your free credits, please site message Corporate with a link to your entry.

(Special thanks goes out to Partyshot for the awesome themepost!)