Bad Medicine 2

Hi, everybody! I'm Dr. Nick! Are you tired of dealing with "licensed" doctors who went to "accredited" medical schools? Does your current physician insist on sticking with "proven" medical techniques? Has your Hospital Board of Directors stopped trying inventive new approaches just because all of the patients die? Then come on down to Dr. Nick's Roadside Hospital, where our motto is "No pain, no gain". Please don't sue.

In this contest, your goal is to show some unorthodox, and unwise, medical treatments. Please keep the gore to a minimum; just aim for the funny bone.

Have fun, be creative. Don't forget the cliche list. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.