Meme Bandwagon: Planking

This is a hoax contest, and photorealism (as defined in the FAQ) is required for this contest.

Have you heard about "Planking?" It's the latest craze, where people lay flat as a board, usually in an improbable or an uncomfortable position, and then get their picture taken. Simple as that. Some of the pictures are hilarious, some are interesting, and all are part of the latest fad. But the artists here at Worth1000 can do better than reality - we can create a hoax!

We're looking for amazing, impossible and incredible examples of planking. We're looking for WOW factor. We're looking for funniness, cleverness and awesomeness! Let's get some W1K chops circulating throughout the internet!

The rules are thus: Use your photo-manipulation skills to show us the fad of planking - taken to ridiculous extremes! Remember, your entry should be photorealistic, and the quality of your humor and your cleverness must be top-notch! Go get 'em!

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove especially poor images no matter how much we like you.

BONUS: If you use Aviary.com to create your entry you will receive 10 free credits! If you win you will receive an additional 100 credits.

NOTE: To receive your free credits, please site message Corporate with a link to your entry.

(Lukewarm thanks goes out to Harold122 for the marginal, half-baked, lazy themepost!) Big sincere thanks to Anni for the model!