Stupid Technology 9

Technology has been making leaps and bounds as of late. You can answer your palm pilot/phone/mp3 player while drinking coffee from your mug/laptop. Innovative? Absolutely. Cool as hell? Certainly. Totally useless? Without a doubt.

The rules of this game are thus: You will come up with the technological merges of tomorrow...the things that no one else has thought of, but are just around the corner and are stupid. Any object can be merged as long as one of the objects is mechanical in nature. As always, quality is a *must*. we'll remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions count. Good luck!

Hit List: iPods. Use them and get disqualified.