Food for Thought 5

I'm starving. I see a record album, and it becomes a pizza. I see a snail creeping along the sidewalk, and suddenly it's a delicious Cinnasnail. In this contest, you'll swap food for everyday items, using food in ways that it would not ordinarily be used... but not sexually, you pervs. I mean that.

The rules of this game are thus: You may use any picture you can think of, but there must be an organic food somewhere in the photo and it must be in lieu of an item that one would normally expect to see. (i.e. a business man talking into his cellbanana). The more bizarrely normal-looking a photo, the higher it should be ranked by voters. As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count