Bad Ads 2

In tonight's contest, your task is to create a failed ad campaign- a parody of an ad that wasn't quite right in one way or another, as in Cj's themepost.

The rules of the game are thus: Create a failed ad campaign- a parody of an ad gone bad. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You will have 48 hours for this contest so make your submissions count.