Valentine 2

In this contest you should post a Valentine's Day gift that you'd never want to get (as in bonobo62's clever themepost of a card).

The rules of this game are thus: Your image can be a Valentine's Day card, box of chocolate, gift etc... Bottom line is that it must be on theme and should be humorous. It can be anything within reason, so long as it's not rated R. Obviously you can only run your own original ideas. As always, quality is a must. You'll have 48 hours to submit for this contest, so make your submissions count.