If Pirates Ruled 2

Yarrrr!!! Today be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

So ye think ye be a buccaneer? Think ye know the life of a pirate? Prove it matey. In honor of today, we bring you this contest. In it, your task is to show is what the world would be like if it were ruled by pirates. In other words, depict mundane ordinary people and things - doctors, grandparents, videogames, etc... if the world were run by pirates (and everyone was one).

The rules of the game are thus: Show what the world would look like if it were ruled by pirates. You can depict people, things (i.e. an eyeball machine) basically anything in a world where pirates rule. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like ye. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.

Please be a little more creative than putting an eyepatch on Mona Lisa, or that pirate lass hbomb might have ye keelhauled.