Stop the Presses! 3

Extra extra! Read all about it! You create the news story, and show us the report. And make it good, too- we gotta sell some newspapers here, ya know?

The rules of this game are thus:
Your entry's title must be formatted as a news headline. Your photo must directly correlate to that headline (i.e. you cannot show a picture of an ambulance with the headline "Michael Jackson Hospitalized"...you must show Michael Jackson). Remember that above all else quality is key. This is a hoax contest and the key to a good hoax is believability, so make your image seamless. You entries can be humorous, but should be tasteful. If your photo would not run on CNN because of it's brutality, adult content, etc... then it should not be posted here. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.