Getting Ahead: Animal Edition

I had this bizarre dream last night where animals were walking around normally, but they were missing their heads. When they saw that I had a head they all started to scream... how they screamed without mouths I don't know. It was a dream. Stop asking dumb questions.

The rules of this game are thus:
You are the executioner, and photo-manipulation software is your axe. You are to remove the heads from at least one animal in every image, but it will be done in a way that is not grotesque. These headless animals are not dead, they simply are missing their heads. You can use their heads in lieu of other objects in the image for added fun.

No Humans! This contest is similar to, but not exactly, the Getting Ahead series of Effects contests. In those contests, you are allowed to use either humans or animals, In this contest, you can only use animals. Animals include insects, snails, bugs, mammals, birds... any living thing with a head. But not people.

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor images no matter how much we like you.

BONUS: If you use Aviary.com to create your entry you will receive 10 free credits! If you win you will receive an additional 100 credits.

NOTE: To receive your free credits, please site message Corporate with a link to your entry.

(Special thanks goes out to lroger01 for the awesome themepost!)