Replacement Theory 11

This is a hoax contest, and photorealism (as defined in the FAQ) is required for this contest.

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In this contest, we want you to rebuild an object using other objects. You may use any (nonpornographic) set of images to create your rebuilt version, but unlike our similar Montage Madness contests, the items you use to rebuild your subject do not have to be related, and keep in mind that every part of your image need not be rebuilt- for example, if your scene is a row of motorcycles parked outside a bar, you need only rebuild one bike in the image with other objects.

The rules of this game are thus:
Rebuild and/or replace the parts of a real object using other objects. Please do not submit a montage you have found elsewhere with one or two items changed. Start from scratch, and keep it clean.

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor images no matter how much we like you.

BONUS: If you use Aviary.com to create your entry you will receive 10 free credits! If you win you will receive an additional 100 credits.

NOTE: To receive your free credits, please site message Corporate with a link to your entry.

(Special thanks goes out to Pac0daTac0 for the awesome themepost!)