If Pimps ruled 2

Hey macdaddies, playas, and pimps. Yeah you. You got it goin' *on*, and you know it. You da man. You already rule a kickass stable of fine ladies, what if you ruled the whole world? In this contest, your task is to show us what the world would be like if it were ruled by pimps and players. In other words, depict mundane ordinary people and things - doctors, grandparents, videogames, etc... if the world were run by pimps (and everyone was one).

The rules of the game are thus: Show what the world would look like if it were ruled by pimps and players. You can depict people, things (i.e. a tricked out funeral home) basically anything in a world where pimps rule, even muppets as in "Staller and Waldorf" by MadWasabi

We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.

BONUS: If you use Aviary.com to create your entry you will receive 10 free credits! If you win you will receive an additional 100 credits + A one year Green Plan Subscription to Aviary.com!!