Unknown Elementals 7

You've heard of dryads, and naids, the elemental spirits of trees and streams, but have you ever heard of the elusive vacuum Reed? Well, now you have. In this contest, your task is to create the elemental spirits of everyday, ordinary objects.

The rules of this game are thus:
You are to take any object and create its spirit-equivalent. It's spirit must have physical attributes (resemblance) of the object it represents.

HIT LIST: Computer monitors. Use them and risk disqualification.

Have fun, keep it clean, be creative. Don't forget the cliche list. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.