Silly Stand-Ins 3

They aren't the real thing for sure, but sometimes those life-size cardboard cutouts fill in just well enough. These 2D fakes greet us as we walk into the video store, or sit in the passenger seat of our cars so we can use the fast lane, or help us to impress passersby.

The rules of this contest are this: create an amusing scene that includes a cardboard cutout of a person, place, or thing in lieu of the real thing. Have fun, be creative!, follow the guidelines please, and be careful to avoid using cliches.

You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count!