Director's Mother's Cut 3

Okay kids, sure, you can go see that horror film double playing at the local bijou. What? You're surprised that I'm letting you go? Well, there's something you don't know: your father and I have made a few small changes to some of the scenes ...

In this contest your aim is to take scary films and make them kid safe by replacing the horror with something nice. Just like mom would have done.
Imagine how much nicer Jurassic Park would have been if it had've starred Barney instead of that horrid Tyrannosaur. And I'm sure that Pee Wee Herman would have been a much more pleasant Agent Smith in The Matrix instead of that creepy Hugo Weaving. And instead of that chest burster ruining everyone's dinner in Alien, wouldn't it have been lovely if Kermit the Frog had appeared instead? There! Now that's a film the whole family can enjoy!

As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. Check the cliche list before working hard on your entry! You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.