Deadly Cute

"Ohmigod, that's so cute. Where'd you find it? It's adorable - I just want to pinch its little cheeks. May I? Oh look, he's grabbed my finger. Awww. Oh, he's biting it. Ow. Hey, my hand! Stop it! Aaugh! MY ARM! OH GOD -- GET IT OFF...."

In this contest, we want you to show us something that looks cute at first glance, but hides a lethal secret. Show us kittens concealing cutlery. Penguins with poison pincers. A pink bunny wielding a huge banhammer. Well, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea.

As always, have fun, be creative!, follow the guidelines please, and be careful to avoid using any cliches. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submissions cruel.