Celebrity Pirates

Poor Jack Valenti. As head of the Motion Picture Association, he spent his whole career fighting movie piracy. If only he knew how many pirates he already had in his own ranks...

In this contest, we're asking you to out some of these celebrity pirates. Show us Captain Kidd Rock, Dread Pirate Julia Roberts, or the Bluebeard Man Group. Just don't use pictures of actors from existing pirate films -- and yes, we remember "Cutthroat Island." Your buccaneer has to be an original creation, or you'll walk the plank, me hearty. Avast. Arrrr. (You get the idea.)

No cliches, please. As always, quality is a must. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.