Ultimate Celebrity

Obviously, Hollywood has been improving its stars with photomanipulation for years: erasing wrinkles, removing fat, filling in bald spots. But they haven't been able to create entirely new paragons of beauty from scratch - at least not yet. That's where you come in.

For this contest, we want you to assemble the ultimate beauty (or sexiest man alive) from the pieces and parts of existing celebrities. Show us a star with Angelina's lips, Jennifer's nose, Farrah's hair, and Bette Davis eyes. Add in some body work from Pamela or JLo. It doesn't matter how many donors you use: the important thing is that the results look more natural than patchwork. And please list your parts inventory in your comments: Not everyone will recognize Jessica's earlobe on sight.

Have fun, keep it clean, be creative. Follow the guidelines, and don't forget the cliché list. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.