When Hell Freezes Over 7

Surely you never thought that Bill Gates takes out his own garbage? You were sure that pigs would fly before the US Army would replace their nukes with giant flower bouquets. You must have thought that hell would have to freeze over before Michael Jackson would dye his skin back to black. Well, you're in luck. It's freezing down here.

The rules of this game are thus: Depict any scene or event that a sane person would never dream to be possible. This is completely wide open as far as contests go, so be creative (and funny, if possible) in what you come up with. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hrs for this contest, so make your submission count.

Hitlist:
Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson. Use either image and get disqualified.

Remember that President Bush is not allowed, as is clearly stated in the FAQ.