Modern Renaissance 18

This contest asks a simple question: If the renaissance took place in modern times, and the models were famous pop culture celebrities, what would the artwork have looked like?

The rules of this game are thus: You will put any modern celebrity, actor or popular culture figure as a substitute for the model of a painting or other form of artwork (i.e. Macauley Culkin in the Scream, Madonna as the Mona Lisa...).

Hit List: The Statue of David. All works by Norman Rockwell.
Use them and risk disqualification.

NOTE: In anticipation of a large number of entries, we are going to raise the quality bar on this contest. To maintain a high standard, poor entries will be disqualified. More so than usual. Take your time and do it right.

Quality over quantity, bay-bee!

Please, DO NOT post WIPs in your comments. Post them in the forums after the contest has ended.

Have fun, be creative!, keep it clean, follow the Arena Rules please, and be careful to avoid using cliches. You will have 48 hours to submit so make your entry count! As always, quality is a must. We'll remove poor images no matter how much we like you.

(Special thanks goes out to pcysmith for the awesome themepost!)