Evil Celebrity Clowns

Right... We've had "Clowning Around" and we've had "Evil Twin." Now let's combine the two into Evil Celebrity Clowns! That's right, double the work in the same amount of time. We Admins are soooo evil... muaaahahahahaha!

The rules of this game are thus: Turn any famous person or celebrity (except for those on the cliche list) into an evil clown. We don't want to see zombie clowns, just plain evil, nasty, mean ones.

Have fun, be creative. Don't forget the cliche list. As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.