surfin granny

Mike Ditka: Granny Florence broke one hip at the 2007 National Bungee Jumping finals in Park City, Utah. Let's hope she doesn't break the other at this year's International Surfing Championships here in Newfoundland.

Bob Costas: Let's hope so Mike. But the judges will have to give her points for keeping her hair relatively neat, and for coordinating her blouse collar under the wetsuit.

Tim Gunn: Oh yes, Bob. Florence has been such a lovely client to work with, despite the challenges of coordinating lace and rubber.

Granny Florence: Did I remember to put the cat out?