Celebrity Time Travel 2

Do you think Britney Spears would have been nothing more than a waitress in the 50's? Would Einstein have been considered as brilliant had he been an Indian chief? Would the Gettysburg address have been as invoking if it were delivered by Richard Simmons? In this contest you will place famous people in different time periods and settings.

The rules of this game are thus:
Place a celebrity in any time period and setting foreign to their own. It's preferable for them to adapt the dress, styles of the time period (as in HHF's cowboy Randy Johnson). As always, quality is a must. We will remove poor entries no matter how much we like you. You'll have 48 hours for this contest, so make your submission count.